0pirate:

yilisatlas:

bye

she went to a better place

jungtaekitten:

I wish I was pretty but like actually pretty, not “my friends and family think I’m pretty because they’re my friends and family” pretty

foxnewsofficial:

hey could you hold this for me a second *gives you my hand*

supersugoiautism:

it was 99 cents

pemsylvania:

welcome to my crib sorry it’s a little small i’ve had it since I was a baby

pimpdaddytavros:

i want to be rebellious but i dont want to get in trouble  

savannahblair:

i hate when people ask “who you tryna look good for?!” bitch myself bye

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

gypsystevie:

ppl who constantly radiate bad vibes are so exhausting like how are you always so that way

person: OMG YOU DIDN'T STUDY FOR THE TEST???!?!?!
me: nope
person: BUT HOW ARE YOU GONNA PASS???
me: i'm not
goldicrocs:

tumblr giveaway must be following me

harryedward:

is he cute or is he just tall????  a real question yall need to ask yourselves